if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb.
Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon.
I love that story
I'm Valeria. 19. I'm just an ordinary girl from Argentina. Love books and music. Multifandom. Full of dreams!
Stuff I like (all)
"your taste in music kinda sucks"
- “I do not desire mediocre love. I want to drown in someone.”
- Heart Songs
heart songs // weezer
these are the songs
these are my heart songs
they never feel wrong
- “I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.”—
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